If you start learning about functional programming, it won't be long before you come across the idea of pure functions. And as you go on, you will discover functional programmers appear to be obsessed with them. “Pure functions let you reason about your code,” they say. “Pure functions are less likely to start a thermonuclear war.” “Pure functions give you referential transparency”. On and on it goes. And they have a point. Pure functions are a good thing. But what do you do with the impure bits of your code?
What is art for? What is the point of it? It’s not like food, clothing and shelter. We don’t die without art. At least, not straight away. Take away air, or water, or food, and we die. But we seem to be able to last much longer without art. Art doesn’t appear to be essential for life. In fact, it even seems frivolous at times. Its utility is not obvious. Yet, we humans keep making it. And the better our physical needs are met, the more art we seem to make.
Have you ever visited different types of churches and listened to how they pray? Growing up, I had the privilege of visiting several churches. They were all different. And the people in them prayed with different styles.
Nobody wants to deliver late, over-budget software. I don’t know a single software developer who wakes up in the morning and thinks “I’d like to do a rubbish job today. How can I cost my employer more money?” And yet, so many software projects don’t go well. And with every new project, there seems to be more and more pressure to go faster. So, if we’re in the business of making software, what do we do? How do we go faster without compromising quality?
Have you ever started writing some code that seemed so simple? But then you had to validate the input? And handle an edge case? Oh yeah, and that weird thing the server sometimes does? And somehow this oh-so-simple piece of code turned into a mess? This article looks at how we can reduce the complexity introduced by conditionals.
I’ve been working a lot with a legacy code-base lately. And this one is particularly troublesome. It has all the hallmarks of a rush job. The code is brittle. There are no tests. Things often seem to break at random. And to my embarrassment, I wrote most of it. So, I've been thinking about how I ended up here. How did the code get so intertwined and brittle? And how do I prevent it in future?
Is it OK for a Christian to write fantasy stories? The bible is pretty clear that people should not use magic. Why would it be OK to write about magic? And isn't the whole idea of writing fantasy stories frivolous anyway? Wouldn't our time be better spent serving the poor and telling people about Jesus, or even reading the bible? I would argue that not only is it OK, but if you are a Christian with the inclination to write fantasy stories, it’s helpful if you do.
How to you make yourself do things that you don’t feel like doing? When it’s a cold winter morning and you have to get up in the dark to go to work, how do you make yourself leave the warm bed? If you’ve just started a diet, how do you resist the doughnuts your work colleague decided to share? How do you make yourself strap on the running shoes and go jogging? Doing things you don’t feel like doing is hard work---it takes willpower. But where do you get the motivation?
‘One weird trick’ is a cheesy title, I know. Originally I was using it as a draft placeholder title for a joke. But the more I thought about it, the more it seemed appropriate because it's true. Test Driven Development is one weird trick that will change the way you code forever. It will make you a more badass developer.
A friend of mine asked me for some advice before he got married. This was my response.
Sometimes TDD can seem like a drag. Are you writing mocks that are several times more complicated than the code you will test? Does your test suite take minutes (or hours) to run? Does refactoring your code fill you with dread because of all the tests to rewrite? If any of this sounds familiar then it may be time to try a new strategy.
I really like Star Wars, and I enjoyed The Force Awakens. I think that when you dig below the surface, the ways in which it agrees and disagrees with Christianity are different from what you might expect. In the end, the Star Wars movies are just that: a bunch of movies. But, as I've said before, if we watch in the right way, movies can point us to something deeper and more meaningful—a new and better hope.
In the last article, we saw how functional programming can be used with arrays. In this article we examine higher-order functions—functions for making functions.
In the previous article, we saw how functions can be used to make certain code abstractions easier. In this article we apply these techniques to arrays and lists.
Over Easter, our pastor challenged us to live like Jesus is actually risen. Someone I know (quite rightly) asked the question “but what does that look like?” My response is that part of the answer is righteousness, but that might need some explaining.
First of all, I write this to myself as much as anybody. Now, with that said…
I am concerned about how Christianity is perceived by those who don’t call themselves ‘Christian.’ It’s not that Christians are ridiculed in the media (we’ve always been ridiculed), but rather, what people assume I mean when I call myself a Christian is so very different from what I actually mean that I’m almost hesitant to use the word.
For a recent project I needed to process some code in parallel. A colleague pointed me to the
pcntl_fork() function, and it turns out it’s not quite as scary and complicated as I thought. So I turned the simple use case into a generic function.
These are some notes to myself on how I would like to approach my work, at least, an ideal for who I would like to be as a Christian web developer. I write this mostly to organise my own thoughts, but I am publishing it just in case there are others who might find it helpful.
You can find a reasonably sensible example of how to perform parallel processing with PHP using the `popen()` function at wellho.net. Sometimes though, the requirement to pass all the parameters to your function via command line arguments can be limiting.
Why would Christians watch movies at all? They are full of violence and bad language and plenty of other things we try to avoid. They are made by people who have completely different world views than our own, and disagree with most of the beliefs we hold most dear. Why would we fill our heads with all this simply for the sake of entertainment?
Drush is a tool that allows you to perform common Drupal tasks from the command line.
Why is communication so difficult?
Sometimes I will talk to somebody, and think that I’m expressing
myself really clearly when I’m not. I seem to make perfect sense. Yet
when I hear what the other person says in response, it is obvious that
they heard something quite different from what I thought I said.